Ask your boyfriend if he created the profile and who the girl is. If he doesn't know, then the profile is most likely unrelated to him. Many people on Facebook...
Use an O-scope to send a pulse into the cable and look for spikes and/or discontinuities reflected. There should only be one at the distance the coaxial runs to the...
Of course you can't update it, because you aren't online. What you can do is connect to the internet, update Steam, and then display your status as "Offline", even while...