If you don't want to tell the truth, at least tell the same lie to everyone. Keep your lies non-specific. Say "I went out", rather than "I went to watch...
Get a realtor and ask him/her to charge 1% because the sellers and buyer are on the same page. Otherwise, you may want to get the right documentation and ask...
The first step is figuring out where she gets the phone. Does she get an allowance and use that money? Stop her allowance. Her friends? Limit interaction with those friends....
My best guess is that the pebbles and brick contain limestone, which is easily dissolved in water and will raise the pH of the soil. You'll have to water with...