How do I SMS-bomb my friends as a joke on an iPhone?

First off, you should just be able to "come out" to your friends yet again. That'd be step one, and probably the most difficult of them all. The problem with...

Yes, as long as you are text bombing someone, it will keep sending text messages. In some text bombers, you have the option to limit the text messages sent.

The iPhone 5 is an older model, and what may be a fully updated phone for you might not include the newest emojis on the newer phones.

Yes, you can. If the soap has a fragrance as well, you will get twice the effect.

Yes. Your skin will feel smooth, especially if the bath bomb contains moisturizing ingredients like eucalyptus oil.

You'll likely get a laugh if you do something unexpected in how you deliver the joke instead of what the audience anticipates. Try to create an expectation within the audience,...

Make a subtle joke about the other perspective using sarcasm. Jokes would be a good way to lighten the mood, and to prove your point even further.

You could attempt to throw a flashbang and start defusing when the flash happens. The flash would mask the starting sound of the defuse.

You can only plant a bomb if you are a terrorist. Each round, a bomb is randomly given to a terrorist, who releases it by dropping it or by dying....

You have to think carefully before ending this friendship. And ask yourself about your life without your best friend one day. Happier? Or worse? You have to explain your feelings...