The fastest and shortest way to make soap is the melt-and-pour method. You can buy a soap base from a hobby store and you melt that down in the microwave...
I would recommend one that is called "the best stretch in the world", although that name is up to debate. Put the left forward and the right one to the...
Often it's fairly obvious and all the signs are there. He may be disappearing for days, not really committing to things, always making plans at the last second, not really...