Bill Bryson “ached to be suave”. Is he successful in his mission? List his ‘unsuave’ ways.

Bill Bryson"ached to be suave" .The way he behaves in public shows that he has failed in his mission.He would sometimes show the most uncivilized act.He would love, just once in his life ,to rise from a dinner table without looking as if he has experienced an extremely localized seismic event or get in a car and close the door without leaving 14 inches of his coat outside or wear light-colored trousers without discovering at the end of the day that he had at various times sat on chewing gum, ice cream, cough syrup and motor oil.

Certain unwritten rules dictate the way we should behave in public places. For example you should know proper manners while at dinning table. It is considered uncivilized if you burp publicly. You should not make chomping noise while eating. The list is endless. Bill Bryson always met with some sort of accidents while following these rules. He would always make chicken pieces fly after is fork’s stroke. If he would open the lid of some edible chances are he would splatter it all over his clothes.