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Quantum bogodynamics is a humorous parody of quantum mechanics, that describes the universe through interactions of fictional elementary particles, bogons.
This theory assumes the existence of three basic phenomena:
The Jargon File Glossary describes the theory as follows:
Here is a representative QBD theory: The bogon is a boson , and has zero rest mass. In this respect it is very much like a photon. However, it has a much greater momentum, thus explaining its destructive effect on computer electronics and human nervous systems. The corollary to this is that bogons also have tremendous inertia, and therefore a bogon beam is deflected only with great difficulty. When the bogon encounters its antiparticle, the cluon, they mutually annihilate each other, releasing magic smoke. Furthermore 1 Lenat = 1 mole of bogons.